27 Ways to Make Hand Jobs More Enjoyable

Since it's maybe been a minute since hand jobs were a part of your repertoire, you might not have realized they're still absolutely worth your time, attention, and skill. The reason: If you're not feeling vaginal intercourse? Hand job. Jaw's tired? Hand job! Anal sounds like a nightmare? HAND JOB! Even if you just want to mix things up, hand jobs absolutely must be incorporated into your sex life.

And as it turns out, giving an amazing handy is not only possible, but thanks to the experts we asked, it’s also attainable.

First thing to know: If you view hand jobs as juvenile, then that’s exactly what they’ll be, explains sexologist Malika O’Neill, founder and CEO of The Pleasure Collective. You gotta change how you view them, she says.

Also know that a hand job is not just a job. "Having the right mindset is always a good place to start," adds certified sexologist Sara Tang. "Take a playful approach, instead of a goal-oriented or task-focused one," she explains.

This way, you might both realize how much fun it is to rewind the clock and go back to the days of pre-penetration play when you were less concerned about racing to orgasm and more focused on just enjoying the moment.

Ultimately, folding handies into your sexual routine can be exciting and pleasurable for both partners. So, if you're both game, here are 27 of the best hand job tips out there. Grab a bottle of lotion or lube and get ready to take some notes.

1. Give an all-over massage

Instead of just going straight for the penis and devoting all of your focus there, Tang suggests viewing the hand job as more of a sensual massage experience. Grab some oil or lube and start by massaging your partner’s back, butt, and feet. Once they’re feeling good, move to their inner thighs and sweep over the penis until you hit the belly button, then start again at the inner thighs.

“This spreads the lube/oil all over the skin and warms up the area,” Tang explains. “As you glide over their skin, begin focusing more and more attention on the penis.”

2. Get turned on.

Yup, feeling sexually excited yourself will actually make your handies even better, says ASTROGLIDE resident sexologist Jess O’Reilly, PhD. “The more aroused you are, the more naturally everything will flow,” she explains. “Your enthusiasm will be palatable, so make sure the pleasure is just as much your own as your partner’s.”

3. Watch them masturbate.

Your partner probably knows some of their favorite ways to be touched, and an easy way to mimic that is by literally just watching them masturbate, says international sex educator and creator of the Sex Hacker Pro Course Kenneth Play. If you’re both comfortable with it, a lil show and tell can go a long way.

4. And pay attention to his technique.

As he’s going at it, Taylor Sparks, an erotic educator and founder of Organic Loven, suggests making a mental note of the types of strokes he uses and areas he focuses on.

“Does he stay more to the top around the head of the penis or full stroke top to bottom, or somewhere in the middle with shorter strokes? He is your best teacher on how he loves his penis stroked,” she explains. You don’t have to do the exact same thing, but you’ll def want to play off of what you see he already likes.

5. Bring on the applied pressure.

During penetrative sex, the walls of the vagina or anus kind of hug the penis, giving it a nice tight feeling, explains O’Neill. When giving a handy, keep this in mind and try to mimic that feeling by wrapping your hands around their penis and gradually increasing the pressure.

6. Mimic what you like.

If you have a penis, chances are you already have a good idea of what feels good. If you’re a vagina owner, you can still apply some of the same techniques to your partner that you use on yourself. O’Neill suggests using the same amount of pressure and speed you’d use to rub your clitoris to rub your partner’s shaft.

7. Get vocal.

The real secret to a great handy is to figure out exactly what your partner wants. Sex educator Jennifer Rahner says simply asking what they like is one of the most efficient ways to become a pro. Whether your partner prefers lots of lube or just a little (uncircumcised people sometimes enjoy stimulation without lube, says Rahner) or if they like a light touch or firm touch, the best way to figure it out is to ask. O’Neill suggests asking something “does that feel good?” or “Would you like it tight?” to get the ball rolling.

8. Make it a lil less stale.

So, hand jobs can sometimes seem like a checklist item, but that’s the exact wrong way to go into giving one. Sparks suggests giving a hand job with the purpose of destressing and pleasing your partner. “There’s no reason why blow jobs should get all the glory when hand jobs can be just as pleasurable,” says O’Neill.

9. Also hi, hello, please use lube.

“The number one hand job tip is lube, lube, lube,” says Sofiya Alexandra, co-founder and co-host of the Private Parts Unknown podcast. Too much friction is a hand job’s main nemesis, she explains, so it’s a good idea to always have lube on hand, and don’t be afraid to apply it so you can skip any awkward dryness

10. Get their balls involved.

Try some light ball massage if your partner is into it. The amount of pressure will depend on each person, but don’t shy away from touching their balls, as it can be super pleasurable for them—and make you feel like a sexual rockstar. Playing with your partner’s balls during a hand job is a common tip O’Neill gives others to improve their handies.

11. Compliment them.

Everyone likes a compliment, so be sure to let your partner know how much you admire them. “Tell your lover if their penis looks good, tastes great, feels amazing in your hands or mouth,” suggests Tang. “Some people have a lot of insecurities around their genitals, and it helps to relax and reassure them to know that you are enjoying the experience and not judging them for their size or shape.”

12. Use both hands.

If you’ve exhausted the one-hander, you can still get all fancy with two hands. Sex and relationship expert Emily Morse, host of the Sex With Emily podcast, says to try the two-handed twist: stack both hands on his shaft, one on top of the other. Then, twist your hands slowly in opposite directions, taking time to vary the pressure so you’re also gently stroking and squeezing.

13. Get a rhythm going.

O’Neill suggests using an up and down stroking motion up the shaft of your partner’s penis, and then twisting your hands ¼ either way. Once you can tell your partner is about to climax, focus the pressure more toward the head of their penis. O’Neill also recommends using long “milking strokes” once your partner reaches climax.

14. Treat it like an entree, not an appetiser.

Just like you don’t like it when someone goes down on you for 15 seconds and pops up like, “you good?” people don’t generally like it when you give their dicks three rapid tugs and then move on to something else.

You can always, always, change your mind about what you do and don’t want to do during sex, but if you’re down to HJ, make it a fulfilling moment in your sex sesh and not just a checklist item.

15. Use ~natural~ lube...

Aka your spit. It won’t be as long-lasting or slick as the stuff you get at a store, but in a pinch, it’s an economical (and sexy) way to cut down on friction. And there’s no bigger hand job fail than friction.

16. Make it a combo BJ/HJ.

The best blow jobs are those that incorporate the hands, and the same goes for the mouth during hand jobs. It helps you accomplish the previous point about natty lube, and it also gives your hands and all their tired muscles (from, you know, holding a phone all day) a rest.

17. Make it a (consensual!!) surprise.

A huge benefit of a hand job is that it can be done sneakily. We’re exactly condoning or encouraging doing handies in public places, but if you wanted to get a HJ going while you’re sitting side-by-side on the couch, watching a movie, that would be good and acceptable.

18. It’s all mental.

Jacqui Oliver, a psycho-sexual relationship consultant, says to get your partner started by having them imagine the hot and heavy stuff that’s about to go down. Don’t be afraid to talk dirty! Getting into the right mindset can turn second base from a pit stop to the actual destination.

19. Hold it steady.

Oliver says to make a “V” shape with your thumb and pointer finger to support the base of the penis and adding slight downward pressure. This holds the penis in place as it becomes erect so it doesn’t “bounce” around too much.

20. Stretch it out.

Apply some lube in your other hand, and slowly stretch out the length of the penis with your other hand (your thumb should be pointing down towards the balls). Once your lubed hand nears the top of the penis, you can bring your support hand up and repeat the same slow stretch. Repeat until you’re both impressed by your hand dexterity.

21. Use your fingers.

Sure, it’s called a hand job, but using your finger pads to create a delicate touch can be super stimulating and unexpected. Antonia Hall, a psychologist and relationship expert, suggests using the pads of your fingers and lubrication to glide up and down your partner’s shaft.

22. Keep an eye out for their sweet spots.

Hall explains the frenulum (under the tip of the penis), the perineum (area just beneath the balls), and the base of the penis are three sensitive spots to pay extra attention to. You’ll want to make sure you stimulate these areas somehow.

23. Read their signals.

Just because you’ve asked them what they like, it doesn’t mean you can zone out and just phone it in until they climax. You’ll also want to pay close attention to their body language during stimulation. “Listen to your partner’s body—their breath, their noises, the way they move,” says Rahner. “These can all show signs that you’re on the right track.”

24. Free up a hand.

First, you’ll need a really good silicone lube because duh = more movement, more lube. We’re big fans of Lelo’s lube as it feels hella luxe and the bottle is basically a work of art. Once you’re lubed enough, try seamlessly bringing your hand from the base of the shaft up and over the head, squeezing gently on the head, and then working your way back down. Morse also suggests using your other hand for stimulating yourself (and putting on a bit of a show).

25. Focus on the head.

Go ahead and reapply your lube here, because you want things very lubed up when you’re stimulating the head of the penis. Morse says to use one hand to stroke from the base to the head, and then using your other hand, gently squeeze and play with the head of the penis.

26. Make yourself comfortable.

No good partner wants you to get a weird cramp in your wrist, and you’ll enjoy yourself way more as the giver too if you know that you don’t have to stay glued in one position until completion. Sure, they might be soaking it all up, but you’re the star of the show here.

Morse suggests playing around with your own positioning as you pleasure your partner so they can see all of you at different angles. “You can have them lie down while you sit up and pleasure them, or you can have them stand up while you sit beneath them,” she says. “There are an infinite amount of positions to try, and don’t forget the art of the tease!”

27. Let them finish on you if it sounds hot to you.

Tang says one of the hottest ways to cap off a hand job is to offer a part of your body (e.g. breasts, tummy, neck, face, or even feet) for them to come on, if it sounds hot to you too. “And don't race for the tissues or jump straight into the shower,” she adds. “Tell them how much they turned you on. Take their penis in your hands and give it a gentle caress. Give them a deep, lingering kiss.”

 

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